everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
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why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
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One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
With liberty and justice for some.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs
she wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
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